They were inspired by people growing their own fruit and veg, huh?

With that in mind, I think a fruit or veg arrangement sporran would be quite the conversation starter.



I could see it working, if you were the best man or otherwise a guy in the wedding party.

Granted, I can see it being a good time for all the wrong reasons, so I suppose I should say I think realistically it's a bit silly and honestly that's why we have a hole in our lapels, but...I'm envisioning a sort of cross between the rent-a-puppy commercial and Wedding Crashers.

...ALL the wrong reasons.