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[artificer]

HAHAHA! Same here! Remember, it's all about the cardio and a good double tap!

QFT! awesome movie.

Another way to look at this is a dear friend of mine's theory on finding a wife, and it is:

Finding a wife is shopping for psychosis by brand name. Some people like coca-cola, some like pepsi, etc. Some people like overt craziness, some like subtle, psychotic features.

While, superficially she seems swell, the idea of a woman worried about zombies, who owns guns, and swords frightens me. My wife is deadly enough without weapons, and my life is lived based on daily stays of execution.

If this is your "brand" of psychosis, good luck brother.

All that aside, I laughed like crazy at this ad.

This gave me a good laugh (and mirrors my thoughts exactly)
Or, as I learned a LONG time ago, never date a woman who is physically capable of killing you, because eventually she'll try

[Nighthawk]

QFT! awesome movie.



This gave me a good laugh (and mirrors my thoughts exactly)
Or, as I learned a LONG time ago, never date a woman who is physically capable of killing you, because eventually she'll try

My sensei says that all women hold a black belt in Wife. Women are more terrifying than zombies!