Full Mask Cookie Monster Sporran

[Nighthawk]

I would be very careful about hunting cookie monsters! If not done right, he won't take the bait, and it'll be YOUR legs and arms you have to worry about being taken off.

I had that happen once. We were camping and I had made s'mores. I thought it was a bigfoot at first... the little bugger jumped me and took off with my graham crackers! Left the chocolate and marshmallow though. Scared the heck out of the kids, too.

No, no, no - don't ruin a good sporran with that, that THING!!!

You, sir, are so correct! I say, shoot the thing and put it back in the ground to re-fossilize!

I think Jock Scot was shooting for Oscar the Grouse the other day.

Why did I think of that one?!?!