My dry cleaner loves to see the kilt. For around $14.00 he cleans, irons. and displays the kilt. When I first took it to him, he asked all the inane questions. He now knows me and and the answers. He calls my kilt "The real thing", and takes very good care of it. He also puts it on his front rack (behind the counter) when it is done. He also takes good care of my tuxedo.


When people ask if I play the pipes, I just tell them that I can't even play the radio. When certain people ask me about the pipes, I just give them a blank stare and say, "What pipes?".