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9th September 10, 07:36 PM
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Minor jones
I just ordered a kilt belt from Stillwater kilts about 10 minutes ago and it's not here yet . I know they're on vacation but I would have thought the warp squirrels could handle a simple belt order without supervision. My Nightstalker sporran just arrived out of the blue with a note reminding me to pay for it after I decided that I needed one.
"The Highland dress is essentially a 'free' dress, -- that is to say, a man's taste and circumstances must alone be permitted to decide when and where and how he should wear it... I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed." -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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9th September 10, 07:39 PM
#2
 Originally Posted by Moski
I just ordered a kilt belt from Stillwater kilts about 10 minutes ago and it's not here yet . I know they're on vacation but I would have thought the warp squirrels could handle a simple belt order without supervision. My Nightstalker sporran just arrived out of the blue with a note reminding me to pay for it after I decided that I needed one.
Maybe Jerry's crack team of warp squirrels is slacking off now that the boss is out of town.
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9th September 10, 08:22 PM
#3
It's solar flares. It makes it impossible to maintain the temporal rift that the squirrels use to transport goods for Jerry. That's why he scheduled vacation time when he did.
It was on the Discovery Channel.
Seriously.
No really.
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
Allen
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10th September 10, 02:17 AM
#4
Originally Posted by Moski
I just ordered a kilt belt from Stillwater kilts about 10 minutes ago and it's not here yet.
It is the end of Civilisation as we know it!
Regards
Chas
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14th September 10, 01:55 AM
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14th September 10, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Moski
I know they're on vacation but I would have thought the warp squirrels could handle a simple belt order without supervision.
When the boss is away the squirrels will play?? Start by calling all the pubs in town......
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14th September 10, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by BLHS209
Start by calling all the pubs in town......
I'll starts with my local pub and work my way to the Midwest. If someone out that way wants to work their way east we can surround 'em int:.
Last edited by Moski; 14th September 10 at 07:55 AM.
Reason: Spelling.
"The Highland dress is essentially a 'free' dress, -- that is to say, a man's taste and circumstances must alone be permitted to decide when and where and how he should wear it... I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed." -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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14th September 10, 08:25 AM
#8
I'll gladly volunteer to help you out, but--fair warning-- I'll probably lose all momentum when I hit the first pub. I'll give it a shot though.
If nothing else I'll make sure they don't get to Wyoming!
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
Allen
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14th September 10, 12:04 PM
#9
While I was warming up with a few pints at home my sensors detected an anomaly in the space/time continuim, indicating the warp squirrels are active again. IOW I got an e-mail that my order was processed for shipping. So I'll be on the porch waiting to catch a glimpse of the warp squirrels. How big are those critters anyhoo?
"The Highland dress is essentially a 'free' dress, -- that is to say, a man's taste and circumstances must alone be permitted to decide when and where and how he should wear it... I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed." -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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14th September 10, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Moski
... So I'll be on the porch waiting to catch a glimpse of the warp squirrels. How big are those critters anyhoo?
It doesn't matter how big they are, they're WAY to fast to see.
One minute-nothing, the next-kilt.
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