Finnegans' Dog

[jgcunningham]

Okay. Here's another one poking fun at us Baptists:

A Baptist minister and his wife, a Methodist minister and his wife, and a Presbyterian minister and his wife were all riding in a car on their way to a restaurant. As they came up over a hill, there was a large truck stalled in the road. The Baptist preacher was driving and crashed into the truck killing all six.

They all find themselves standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks at the Methodist minister and his wife and says, "I can't let you into Heaven. All your life you only cared about drinking. You even went so far as to marry a woman named Brandy. You both need to leave."

St. Peter then turned to the Presbyterian minister and his wife and said, "And you. All you ever cared about was money. You even married a woman named Penny. You'll have to leave and don't come back."

The Baptist preacher turned to his wife and said, "Oh no. Fanny, we don't stand a chance."

[Ruanaidh]

Okay. Here's another one poking fun at us Baptists:

A Baptist minister and his wife, a Methodist minister and his wife, and a Presbyterian minister and his wife were all riding in a car on their way to a restaurant. As they came up over a hill, there was a large truck stalled in the road. The Baptist preacher was driving and crashed into the truck killing all six.

They all find themselves standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks at the Methodist minister and his wife and says, "I can't let you into Heaven. All your life you only cared about drinking. You even went so far as to marry a woman named Brandy. You both need to leave."

St. Peter then turned to the Presbyterian minister and his wife and said, "And you. All you ever cared about was money. You even married a woman named Penny. You'll have to leave and don't come back."

The Baptist preacher turned to his wife and said, "Oh no. Fanny, we don't stand a chance."

I think this joke is even funnier for our friends in the UK than those of us in the US. (Fanny means something entirely different on the other side of the pond.)

[macshorty]

Okay. Here's another one poking fun at us Baptists:

A Baptist minister and his wife, a Methodist minister and his wife, and a Presbyterian minister and his wife were all riding in a car on their way to a restaurant. As they came up over a hill, there was a large truck stalled in the road. The Baptist preacher was driving and crashed into the truck killing all six.

They all find themselves standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks at the Methodist minister and his wife and says, "I can't let you into Heaven. All your life you only cared about drinking. You even went so far as to marry a woman named Brandy. You both need to leave."

St. Peter then turned to the Presbyterian minister and his wife and said, "And you. All you ever cared about was money. You even married a woman named Penny. You'll have to leave and don't come back."

The Baptist preacher turned to his wife and said, "Oh no. Fanny, we don't stand a chance."

Thanks for the laugh!