I heard this joke many times, but like the others here, it still makes me chuckle. I'm a piper, obviously, by my screen name, but i do enjoy the bagpipe jokes. After all, if we don't laugh at ourselves, everyone else will!

How do you get two pipers to play in tune? Shoot one.

What is perfect pitch? Throwing a bagpipe and hitting an accordion.

How are bagpipes and trampolines different? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between bagpipes and eukeleles? Eukeleles burn hotter, pipes burn longer.

Ever hear of the family who hired a piper for a funeral and later sued? They'd heard the noise would wake the dead.

Chris, the "never heard a bagpipe joke that didn't make me smile" piper.