Seeking "Kilted at the Beach" Experience?

[Jock Scot]

I have never been to a beach wedding, but I used to take my children, many years ago, to the beach often. I wore a traditional wool kilt and had no problem with a dry kilt and dry sand a quick brush down and that was that. A wet kilt and dry sand was not too bad either, as the wool dried the sand just fell off. Salt water and wool was not so good and the trick there was to stand in fresh water wearing the kilt and then hang the kilt to dry naturally from the nearest tree. Failing that, dunk the kilt in cold water in the bath and hang the kilt up in a suitably airy space.