Quote Originally Posted by morrison View Post
I've been gently schooled by a stranger in the proper way to walk, put-on and sit while wearing the kilt. To those, I've said "Thank you."

I have said, "But I notice you are not wearing your kilt."

"Don't own one," was a reply.

"Really?" says I.
I think this might be an appropriate response to "Where are your bagpipes?" -- simply answer, "Oh, do you always carry bagpipes when wearing the kilt?"

However, almost any answer is either rude or in danger of provoking further trouble. Perhaps a smile is the best answer.