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    Quote Originally Posted by Canuck of NI View Post
    This of course is from a currently circulating email. I'm never sure which of these to post, since it's always possible I might be the last to see something that's been going around for 30 years or so- but there's a pile of humour here so here we go....
    You've had email for 30 years?
    --dbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
    You've had email for 30 years?
    I hate to tell you, or anyone, this but....

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    Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
    You've had email for 30 years?
    Check this jazz out! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET
    I have always tempered my killing with respect for the game pursued. I see the animal not only as a target but as a living creature with more freedom than I will ever have. I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature's ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. - Fred Bear

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    OK, I'm nae so old that I was on the original Arpanet. I think.

    "Would you like to play Global Thermonuclear War, Doctor Lightman?"

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    Thanks for sharing. I'm sitting here reading them and laughing my kilt off.
    "The fun of a kilt is to walk, not to sit"

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