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17th December 10, 11:01 AM
#1
I have to say that I LOVE the one about perfect pitch and the one about the blindfolded javelin-thrower!
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17th December 10, 11:38 AM
#2
I hate to rain on anybody's parade, but most of these have been recycled from jokes about other instruments.
For instance,
Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.
--dbh
When given a choice, most people will choose.
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17th December 10, 12:17 PM
#3
In symphony orchestas, it's said to be all about the viola players. Something about not being able to play a 'real' violin, builds from there.
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17th December 10, 06:36 PM
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Viola players? Really? Which is bigger, a violin or a viola? - Actually, they're the same size, it's just that the violin players' heads are so much bigger
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17th December 10, 08:06 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by piperdbh
Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.
Q: What do you call somebody who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you do when you find a drummer on your front porch?
A: Hand him the money and take the pizza.
Jimbo
"No howling in the building!"
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17th December 10, 08:43 PM
#6
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17th December 10, 11:50 PM
#7
Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.
Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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20th December 10, 09:46 PM
#8
I love these! I've heard some of them used on Oboes before though.
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22nd December 10, 04:41 PM
#9
 Originally Posted by Big Swifty
Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.
Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I was really puzzled by these until I remembered that the US has screw fittings on bulbs. Ours have a bayonet fitting, push and twist very slightly.
Anne the Pleater :ootd:
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