Bagpipe Jokes

[Barb T]

I have to say that I LOVE the one about perfect pitch and the one about the blindfolded javelin-thrower!

[piperdbh]

I hate to rain on anybody's parade, but most of these have been recycled from jokes about other instruments.
For instance,
Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.

[Lallans]

In symphony orchestas, it's said to be all about the viola players. Something about not being able to play a 'real' violin, builds from there.

[Ozark Ridge Rider]

Viola players? Really? Which is bigger, a violin or a viola? - Actually, they're the same size, it's just that the violin players' heads are so much bigger

[jgcunningham]

Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.

Q: What do you call somebody who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What do you do when you find a drummer on your front porch?
A: Hand him the money and take the pizza.

[TBruce]

here we go...

[Big Swifty]

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.

Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

[kiltedRTR]

I love these! I've heard some of them used on Oboes before though.

[Pleater]

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.

Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

I was really puzzled by these until I remembered that the US has screw fittings on bulbs. Ours have a bayonet fitting, push and twist very slightly.

Anne the Pleater :ootd: