How would someone find out about these on a smaller, local level? Not that I, personally, could compete in even a single one of the events described...Although, it would be a fun event to attend and watch.

My wife just laughs when I camp out in front of ESPN watching. She looks at me, then at the men competing and just rolls her eyes--as if to say, "You and I both know that there is never any chance of you competing...right?"