Advice on a planned outfit for a parade. Servicemen please chime in.

**Joshua** · 20th April 11, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by thescot

Personally, I wouldn't even wear anything besides a cover for a parade

AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!

"Yes officer, a naked man wearing a Marine Core garrison cap was marching in the parade... No officer, I didn't see the rest of the parade, my head was turned."

**Spartan Tartan** · 20th April 11, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Joshua

AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!

"Yes officer, a naked man wearing a Marine Core garrison cap was marching in the parade... No officer, I didn't see the rest of the parade, my head was turned."

**thescot** · 20th April 11, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Joshua

AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!

"Yes officer, a naked man wearing a Marine Core garrison cap was marching in the parade... No officer, I didn't see the rest of the parade, my head was turned."

It wouldn't be so bad if there were shrieks of horror, but I fear there would be snickers of amusement.

The horror would be reserved for the inglorious body.

Of course--for the sake of clarity--I intended to say that the only item of uniform I would wear would be a cover.