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13th June 11, 06:01 AM
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The complete idiots guide to becoming a pirate!
And I do mean a complete idiot!!
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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13th June 11, 06:15 AM
#2
NICE! I HAD the beard. Now I have what I call Awesome Chops. Gigantic mutton chops. Don't think I'll do the other mutilations. I need those parts to, you know, not be missing parts.
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13th June 11, 06:45 AM
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13th June 11, 06:46 AM
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 Originally Posted by biblemonkey
NICE! I HAD the beard. Now I have what I call Awesome Chops. Gigantic mutton chops. Don't think I'll do the other mutilations. I need those parts to, you know, not be missing parts.
 Me, too!!
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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13th June 11, 07:47 AM
#5
I guess you'd need to be committed... maybe literally...
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13th June 11, 08:16 AM
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I have read "So you want to be a pirate" It was full of this stuff and very funny.
I work at the Pennsic War each summer for two weeks and it is popular with Pirates ...
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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13th June 11, 10:52 AM
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I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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13th June 11, 11:00 AM
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Looks too painful for my taste...
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13th June 11, 11:43 AM
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Yearrgh, those be some fine instructions, so say I! Arrrgh!
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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13th June 11, 03:40 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Bugbear
I like the part about chewing rocks until some of your teeth break out...
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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