Pink Panache

**Livingston** · 10th August 07, 07:12 PM

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MAROON kilt needs the proper shoes. My thought would be a nice tartan.....
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**emolas** · 10th August 07, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Livingston

Panache, your pink kilt

I would wear a kilt of that.

**Clockwork John** · 10th August 07, 10:50 PM

I would too, but only with my steel toed Doc Martens in case someone decided to tease me...

**Alan H** · 14th August 07, 09:36 PM

Knowing the F-H.C.A.G. I just just guess what's coming, after this thread...

**Archangel** · 21st August 07, 11:17 AM

Look here for matching Doc Marten's.

**AtagahiKC** · 21st August 07, 04:46 PM

Perldog007 wrote: Last time out I only got one lonely plastic bird before the authorities caught up with me and bought me a coffee (while we were doing the paperwork ) .

That's odd. Your butcher doesn't stock flamingo? They are readily available in the Castro, on or off the hoof, so to speak.

Be assured, they are organic, free-range flamingos, humanely culled from lawns in Pacific Heights and the Mission districts.

Personally, I prefer the Mission birds. The Pacific Heights flocks tend to be a bit starchy.

The very best were from St. Francis Wood, but I heard that hoof and beak disease has nearly wiped that flock out. Likewise, the sun has set on the flocks in the Sunset district, what with that Mad Pink disease forcing the authorities to put down the entire flock.

I've heard tell of a feral flock in the Presidio that tend toward maroon plummage. But all the birds there are protected and cannot be hunted or farmed. Pity, that. They would be a natural prey for Panache in his new pink/fuscia/maroon hunting kilt.

**James MacMillan** · 28th August 07, 10:42 AM

**Panache** · 28th August 07, 12:26 PM

If someone were to post something inappropriate on this thread it could be closed and removed from the board.

I bet some of you out there are just itching to post that naughty photo or make a rude joke. What a great opportunity here to post something risque. Any takers?

How about a political statement?

Religious one?

Guns?

Sigh

Cheers

Jamie