Places NOT to wear a kilt!

**Highlander31** · 26th August 08, 10:17 PM

When I was in the corporate world, I had the CEO visit my branch in San Jose.
He proceeded to tell me,...his branch managers shouldn't wear a kilt to work. I explained I was headed to a Celtic businessman's meeting with a few clients (that was in 2003,...I still haven't found the Celtic businessman's meeting.)

**Big Homestead** · 26th August 08, 10:19 PM

You positively do not wear a kilt while attempting to triangle choke a man.

**baresilver50** · 26th August 08, 10:43 PM

I believe horse riding would have to be in the list as well, unless you went side saddle like Lady Godiva.....

**flairball** · 28th August 08, 06:13 AM

I'd not want to slide the pole at the fire house in a kilt. It's bad enough when your hands are sweaty and stick.

**Mr. bone** · 28th August 08, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Makeitstop

Shut your mouth!

But he's just talkin' 'bout Davis!

**Fox** · 28th August 08, 09:35 AM

It is a reference to the "Shaft" theme song, sheesh.

Originally Posted by Mr. bone

But he's just talkin' 'bout Davis!

**Big Homestead** · 5th June 09, 09:26 PM

While working on a ladder with your buddy under you. (Thank you life lessons this week)

**Alan H** · 5th June 09, 10:15 PM

When doing sit ups on an inclined bench.

**GreenDragon** · 9th June 09, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Big Homestead

You positively do not wear a kilt while attempting to triangle choke a man.

Might make him tap out faster.

**Nighthawk** · 9th June 09, 08:34 AM

I thought of a place I really don't want to wear a kilt- Here- http://www.nps.gov/grsa/ All that sand... I used to go there all time when I was a kid growing up in the San Luis Valley. I'm taking my kids there on vacation in a few weeks, and have been pondering the idea of wearing jeans... which I haven't done in years!

ith: Time to go exploring again!