Places NOT to wear a kilt!

[Colonel MacNeal]

The Idi Imin banquet hall in Uganda.

[Dan R Porter]

cleaning a deep fat fryer


and as my grndma told me my family was "asked" to leave scotland for stealing horses and othe rmens wives

this reminds me of that life lesson I was told in secret about, an old man pulled me aside, and whispered it in my ear, almost to the point where I could not hear him myself...

He whispered....
"Never fry bacon naked..."

[Nighthawk]

this reminds me of that life lesson I was told in secret about, an old man pulled me aside, and whispered it in my ear, almost to the point where I could not hear him myself...

He whispered....
"Never fry bacon naked..."

That's great advice!!

[Old Hippie]

"Never fry bacon naked..."

It ain't the bacon. It's the eggs you then fry in the bacon grease.

[Danny the Who]

I have a recumbent bicycle.



I would not ride it in my kilt, particularly not Commando!