Your worst puns

[LANCER1562]

There's something fishy about that last pun.

[Mikilt]

There's something fishy about that last pun.

Do you have debone to pick?

[LANCER1562]

Mikilt,

That one reely smelt!

[Mikilt]

Mikilt,

That one reely smelt!

I sold my sole for that pun!

[LANCER1562]

Do you know why fish are so smart?
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They're always in school

[MNlad]

We all keep floundering around trying to keep up with this thread. I threw in that last one for the halibut.

[MrLion]

Do you know why fish are so smart?
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They're always in school

What do you call a fish with two knees?
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a two-knee (tuna) fish!

[Tarheel]

The Jamaican Bobsled team had no snow to train for the Olympic games. They slid down the gentle hills of the island. However, it rained most of the time. They honed their skill in a dell luge.

[Mikilt]

So, we've stooped to animal humor. Well, toucan play at that game.
I could think of a few pig puns, but I didn't want to boar you.
This is becoming ridiculous. It's too easy to take a few sheep shots.

Ewe can't be serious

[Mikilt]

The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.