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  1. 22nd May 16, 08:37 AM #171
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    I choose Welsh cheese Caerphilly.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  3. 23rd May 16, 05:34 AM #172
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    oysters never give to charity because they are shelfish

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  5. 24th May 16, 08:50 PM #173
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    A new species of raptor has been discovered. In order to study it, an add-hawk committee was formed.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Eiffel in love in Paris
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  9. 1st June 16, 06:17 AM #175
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    You know the old saying; " You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her sit through the whole ballet."
    “If you want people to speak kindly after you’re gone, speak kindly while you’re alive.”
    Bob Dylan

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  11. 1st June 16, 08:32 AM #176
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    The past, present, and future all walk into a bar, it was a tense situation.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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  13. 1st June 16, 10:38 AM #177
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    You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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    You know the joke about the groom who told his buddy he was wearing a kilt for his wedding? The buddy asked "what's the tartan?"
    "She's wearing the traditional white dress"
    "Good judgement comes from experience, and experience
    well, that comes from poor judgement."
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    Why did the bicycle fall over?
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    It was two-tired.

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    Should you ever eat a green snake?

    No! Wait until it ripens.
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