Bagpipe Jokes.

[Southern Breeze]

Q.Why are pipers buried 12 feet deep instead of the customery 6 feet?
A.Deep down,their really nice people.

[Kiltedfirepiper]

how does a bagpiper make his car more aerodynamic?

he takes the pizza delivery sign off the top!

( I WAS this joke for a while.....drove a geo metro that had bagpipe stickers all over it.......delivering pizzas!!)
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how is playing the pipes like throwing a javilin blindfolded?

you dont have to be good to get peoples attention!!

[Southern Breeze]

Q.Whats the difference between bagpipes and a lawmmower?
A.You can tune the mower.

Q.Whats the difference between a frog and a piper?
A.The frog has a better chance of getting a gig.

Q.Why is the moon the best place to play bagpipes?
A.Sound dosn't carry in a vacume.

[wgority]

Have a look at the original site for bagpipe jokes on the web:

http://users.aol.com/wgority/jokes.html

Enjoy!