Another nite of kilted conquest!

**Kilted KT** · 14th May 06, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Great story until the part about declining the lesbians....my heart sunk...them ladies is usually pretty cool....guess your wife wouldn't believe you though...

Wish I woulda known this before I quit drinking....guess that's why the Ol' Coyote held off on kilts for me....if I woulda had kilts when I was drinkin' that free booze woulda killed me for sure.

Great story, thank for passing it on.

ROn

Knowing full well that my wife would have gone off the deep end, I had to decline. Yes, it would have been fun, but you are right, trying to convince the wife that you are anywhere that doesn't serve breakfast after the bars close is a tough sell.

**morgan** · 14th May 06, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

yup, if you can keep your wits about you when out to the pubs, this sort of thing happens ( at least to me) most of the time.

I've only been to the pub kilted one time and that was after we walked in the St. Patty's Day parade in Bricktown down here in OKC. After we made it through the near freezing temps, the rain, and sleet for about 16 blocks we were rewarded with free beer at Tapworks.

The first couple of "What's under your kilt?" questions were kinda' funny but eventually it got annoying. I nearly had the urge to say "Your wife's lipstick" to one guy but thought that might lead to something the owner wouldn't like.

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 14th May 06, 05:01 PM

Kilted KT, great experience! I wish I could have been there to enjoy it. I bet if there were 2 of us kilted, we could have convinced people to pick up the cover charges as well!

**An t-Ileach** · 14th May 06, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

... I figured it was time to send him home. Ordered up a little shot called a Royal Baccardi Rumplemeister. It is pure evil ina glass, being 1/2 shot each of Baccardi 151, Crown Royal, Rumplemintz and Jeagermeister mixed in a double shot glass.
He took the shot...acted like he had been shot in the chest with a shotgun, called his ex-girlfriend five minutes later and got a ride home. Mission accomplished...

Sounds like the description of a Pangalactic Gargleblaster in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

**Tartan Hiker** · 14th May 06, 06:57 PM

Score another big night for the etank!

Just got back from the pub in my own BW etank. Nothing quite so exciting, but then again I'm pushing 50. A night like yours would probably kill me.

**Kilted KT** · 14th May 06, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by An t-Ileach

Sounds like the description of a Pangalactic Gargleblaster in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I'd say the Royal Baccardi Rumplemiester is the second most dangerous drink in the universe...like getting hit in the head with a fresh lemon wrapped around a silver brick...very similar reaction, though.

**An t-Ileach** · 14th May 06, 07:20 PM

It's encouraging to see that we have really cultured people on this forum: fans of both Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett take things to a higher level.

**Southern Breeze** · 14th May 06, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

I'd say the Royal Baccardi Rumplemiester is the second most dangerous drink in the universe...like getting hit in the head with a fresh lemon wrapped around a silver brick...very similar reaction, though.

What would be the first? A Zombie?

As a one time bartender I know of several lethal ones.

**Kilted KT** · 14th May 06, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by An t-Ileach

It's encouraging to see that we have really cultured people on this forum: fans of both Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett take things to a higher level.

well, it is due to the kilt...here is why

"Due to increase air circulation and available oxygen to the stereotypical male brain, people wearing kilts tend to be more intelligent, and more able-bodied than their pants-wearing breatheren"