Aren't you going to wear your kilt?

[Bil]

Attention from the ladies while wearing my kilt? Right about now that is the LAST thing I need... I get in enough trouble with the words the come out of my mouth while wearing jeans!!

[Frank MacDuffy]

I'll have to come to Memphis! In my little town not many of the good lookin' young women understand the kilt , the women in their 30' and 40's tend to dig it though. But I'm lookin' for somethin' a little younger you know? Time to come to Memphis I guess!

[Macman]

Beuth Sim, maybe you don't look as old, fat and ugly as you think you do. I agree that the kilt certainly adds to the charm, but it's the guy inside the kilt that counts!

[KiltedKnight]

I wear my 'old and ugly' with pride and here on the left coast the young women are no different than in Memphis so I don't have to make that trip across the states. In any event my wife is all that I need these days to make me happy. I'm much too old to be spreading myself that thin anymore.

Chris

[Caradoc]

Good thing I'm not 30 years younger, slim, and/or handsome. Like Sim, if a fat ugly old fart like me gets that stuff, just think what you young guys would get.

Yeah. We get married.

[Splash_4]

Yeah. We get married.

Yes, we do at that!

[Big Mikey]

Down with trousers of denim and leather,
Give me a kilt the colour of heather.
The lassies will flock from miles all around
In awe of the freedom and style that I've found.
They'll coo and they'll smile as their hearts go pitterpatter.
The poor wee things won't know what is the matter.
I'll just grin and leave before their hearts wilt
Knowing I possess the POWER of the KILT!!

[cessna152towser]

Great story - bet you're glad your wife encouraged you to wear your kilt last night.

[mbhandy]

Wear your Kilt in good fun.

MrBill

[Warlock]

Well, I just wanted to encourage the lads and newbies. I am not going to sow any oats, It always amazes me when I get attention from younger women. As for being an old fart, Heck I earned that!