My mixed blood pays off!

[ccga3359]

I thought your blood was heavily mixed with Woodchuck and lime, how does that make you King? I do see you sitting on a throne though. Canned haggis and all. I am 1,458,302nd in line for the throne of England, can you arrainge some accidents?

[Dreadbelly]

I thought your blood was heavily mixed with Woodchuck and lime, how does that make you King? I do see you sitting on a throne though. Canned haggis and all. I am 1,458,302nd in line for the throne of England, can you arrainge some accidents?

Sadly, no.

My rule will be marked with an exceptional history of non violence.

[Dreadbelly]

But what about trews, highness? What about trews?!?

Trews are made of tartan. Therefore, exempt. Must keep the tartan mills in business. In Scotland of course. No south of the border stuff!

[heartofglass]

I volunteer for the kingdom idiot!

[ccga3359]

I volunteer for the kingdom idiot!

I think that the king himself is a perfect candidate for court jester!

Your Maj. can I be admiral of the navy? But if my butt looks big in a kilt just don't make me rear-admiral!

[angel923]

I would like to be cheif taster please wouldn't want someone poisoning you with watered alcohol would you.

[Sean_the_Kilted]

Can I be the royal keeper of shrubbery and werid animals?

[Arlen]

So should I refer to you as King Dread or King Belly?

[Dreadbelly]

I'd rather be called "Friend" if it is all the same. ;)

[Arlen]

I'd rather be called "Friend" if it is all the same. ;)

Ahh, a humble king. Just what we've all be looking for.
Let's all get together for a coronation.