Shocking Kilt haters

[cessna152towser]

Trying to sit like a lady when you’re a dude.
Or buy a non-traditional kilt where the designer recognises that you WILL sit like a dude

[PiobBear]

I like Don Quixote's reason #6.

Shocking Kilt haters

And I thought this was going to be a thread about Tazers...

[davedove]

5) Trying to sit like a lady when you’re a dude.

One does not sit like a lady with a kilt. One sits like a Scotsman!!!

That it happens to look the same as a lady sitting is purely coincidental.

[Roan Carter]

If you know that movie line you are showing your age

Aliens, right? I used to watch it with my mom when I was little.
The phrase has since been used every now and then in internet culture. That's probably what got me saying it.

[McFarkus]

Just for balance, here's one lady's top 10 reason's to WEAR a kilt from the same thread:

Top ten reasons TO wear a kilt

10. A little easier to lift a kilt instead of dropping your drawers

9. If all those guys in Braveheart especially Brendan Gleeson and David O'Hara looked that good in them, why can't you

8. Skid marks (need I say more)

7. Free as a breeze and always at ease

6. Easier to prove your manhood

5. You can taunt your enemy by showing him your bare *rse

4. Great pick-up lines (Q: Whats under your kilt? A:Play your cards right and you can find out).

3. Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

2. Because us ladies like men who wear kilts

1. Only a REAL MAN can wear a kilt and not worry about being called a sissy or little girl

[CameronTaylor]

I couldn't sit like a lady if I wanted to ... plus I don't know how.
He should move to Wisconsin where they have softball season (2 months) followed by bowling season (and everybody hates bowling) .


CT - Madison girls are like that

[Alaskan Kilted Guy]

How entertaining! I am glad to see the rabble has a voracious sense of humor!

[Dirk Skene]

Aliens, right? ......

Dat's it

[emolas]

3) Cougar kilt checkers.

I would think that would encourage rather than discourage. But then again when you get older and the "cougars" are your age it isn't creepy any more. They mostly come at night... Mostly. (couldn't resist my fave quote from the movie )

[beloitpiper]

I couldn't sit like a lady if I wanted to ... plus I don't know how.
He should move to Wisconsin where they have softball season (2 months) followed by bowling season (and everybody hates bowling) .


CT - Madison girls are like that

Its actually a law here that you must love bowling...it goes so perfectly with cheese curds and beer!