Virus Warning from CDC

[Carolina Kiltman]

Work is the curse of the drinking class! Hence the need for SMMRC, Single Malt Muscle Relaxant Compound.int:

[Ozman1944]

Sadly, I have been a victim of it solidly for 32 years; Prior to 1976, my youth drove it off soundly quite often; but it finally took hold; however, I do occasionally manage to shake it off, occasionally through treatment of a dinner invitation, or a buddy dragging me to a Pub. This, however is rare, and so the dreaded virus descends once more.

[ccga3359]

Sadly, I have been a victim of it solidly for 32 years; Prior to 1976, my youth drove it off soundly quite often; but it finally took hold; however, I do occasionally manage to shake it off, occasionally through treatment of a dinner invitation, or a buddy dragging me to a Pub. This, however is rare, and so the dreaded virus descends once more.

You don't need the antidote, are you not exposed to WORK only on Sunday's*




* I hear Dave Allen now... "WHAT! Every bleedin' Sunday"

[GDub]

I've had the virus for 38 years, but it's been especially bad for the past 10. I should be considered contagious and extremely dangerous...