I've been wanting to ask this question for quite some time

**Riverkilt** · 21st March 09, 09:50 AM

One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1. I've paid a lot of money for my kilts...like to protect them from splatter.

Ron

**wvpiper** · 21st March 09, 10:09 AM

I've not worn a kilt for any length of time, so hadn't encountered this.
Now I've got one more thing to worry about........

**Rex_Tremende** · 21st March 09, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1.

I really wish more men would. I only ever stand up to "go" if I can't figure out any other alternative.

Which brings me to this...

Fellas, I have news for you: your aim is not as good as you think it is! Lift the seat please if you have to stand before the bowl.

Regards,
Rex.

**Macman** · 21st March 09, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1. I've paid a lot of money for my kilts...like to protect them from splatter.

Ron

I'm with Ron on this topic. I prefer the privacy when kilted, too.

**ardchoille** · 22nd March 09, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1. I've paid a lot of money for my kilts...like to protect them from splatter.

Ron

Another vote

**ForresterModern** · 21st March 09, 10:10 AM

Just wait til you get a little older and the rate of flow will drop off enough that it shouldn't be a problem anymore, as you will be lucky if is dribbles out like a slow leaky faucet.

**Riverkilt** · 21st March 09, 11:18 AM

Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.

"Gentlemen lift the lid"

**acstoon** · 21st March 09, 11:40 AM

For all those, not "sharpshooter" qualified:
Perhaps a Foley Catheter?

**McClef** · 21st March 09, 11:46 AM

When kilted I prefer to sit down...

**ForresterModern** · 21st March 09, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.

"Gentlemen lift the lid"

In college our common floor dorm toilet had a sign handwritten over the urinal stating

" PLEASE STAND CLOSER----it really isn't as long as you think, and the next guy might be barefoot." The only graffiti in the bathroom that the janitors never painted over in the two years I lived there.