Would an Eskimo Give a Zombie a Brain Freeze?

[piperdbh]

How many X-Markers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He/She holds the bulb while the world revoves around him/her.


I know, the PC double pronouns destroy the cadence of the language.

Do zombies eat Eskimos, or just Eskimo Pies?

[Kilt_Em_All]

Do zombies eat Eskimos, or just Eskimo Pies?

I suppose it all depends on whether or not the zombie took the time to properly prepare the eskimo before eating him.

-Elliott

[Boy's war]

I never get tired of lightbulb jokes! I'm so easy to please

(Q) How many Health and safty officers does it take to change a lightbulb.
(A) Get of that ladder, it's not safe.

PS Sorry to the Moderators for the other joke.

[Panache]

(Q) How many Moderators of this forum does it take to change a lightbulb.
(A) Don't know it's been moved.

Totally inaccurate

The correct answer is of course...

1 moderator to strip all personal freedoms from the members

1 moderator to enslave them

1 moderator to punish them

1 moderator to brainwash them

1 moderator to command them to the replacing the light bulb

and 1 moderator to admire himself in the mirror and drink gin and tonics whilst all this activity happens

Sheesh! This isn't rocket science folks!

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

[Galician]

I thought it was just the eye.

[Flag Folder]

I am completely lost but I am enjoying myself, I think that's me

Bruce


:ootd:

[Mr. Kilt]

If you have twenty-four odds & ends on a table and twenty-three of them fall off, what left, an odd or an end?

[Bygrinstow]

...was it an end table?

[Bugbear]

Zombified curmudgeons...

[Bygrinstow]

Zombified curmudgeons...

Ted Crocker wins. :food-smiley-002: