Would an Eskimo Give a Zombie a Brain Freeze?

[Bygrinstow]

Any room in Off Topic for surrealism?

No?

Alright then.

[Casey_in_Carolina]

Would an Eskimo Give a Zombie a Brain Freeze?

Well, if the Eskimo has properly prepared for the imminent Zombacolypse, the only thing the zombie will get is a return trip to where he came from


Casey

[Bugbear]

I don't believe in brain freezes... They're all in your head.

[Sionnach]

Cerebrum frigidum ab aleutiani

[Dan R Porter]

will trioxin freeze?

[sathor]

2 silver for the lad that lands me the great green zombie whale. (4 if its a zombie narwhale, I want that horn...)

[JolyStNicholas]

HUH?

[BroosterB1]

Any room in Off Topic for surrealism?

No?

Alright then.

Surreal? The only thing surreal about this thread is just how high you're wearing your kilt, it's a kilt not a tartan corset...hum there's a thought ....a tartan corset..... or rather.......

"The Tartan Corset" just the place to set a spell and enjoy the more refined aspects of the fairer sex when not on duty in the airship...a sip of absinthe, a fine cigar and Miss Duchane playing Clare De Lune.. Would you like another, why yes thank you...Seem to recall a time when the airship was wafting through the Congo region, why I cannot recall, but we did set down in a back water village near the Orangongo, seems there was this witch doctor who claimed he could reanimate the dead; that is if they were not too far gone, although what he meant by "too" far was rather debatable. At any rate this particular "witch doctor" it seemed was neither; a witch, no sir I've met my share and this gentleman was not a witch, nor a doctor either, but a rather poor trombone player. Said he found the trombone, which I doubt, but that was his story. What all this had to do with re-animation, or the creation of the class called zombie, we could not fathom, but he did have some rather potent gin, which I guess could be called Zombie Juice, at least that's what the ensign got to calling it after the fourth or was that the sixth stiff one; damn near skewered the chief of the village with that damn bow of his, but as far as we could tell the only walking dead were the ones trying to imbibe the "witch doctors" Gin. Oh, did I tell you he was from Hamburg? Nice chap, one by the name of Frankenstein.

Surreal? We Sir, are all about surreal..ith:

[Tartan Shortbread Jock]

(Q) How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb.
(A) A Fish

[Galician]

I thought it was just the eye.