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    Hilarious!

    I needed a laugh like that today.

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    And the beat goes on....
    "Before two notes of the theme were played, Colin knew it was Patrick Mor MacCrimmon's 'Lament for the Children'...Sad seven times--ah, Patrick MacCrimmon of the seven dead sons....'It's a hard tune, that', said old Angus. Hard on the piper; hard on them all; hard on the world." Butcher's Broom, by Neil Gunn, 1994 Walker & Co, NY, p. 397-8.

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    Thanks for the laugh! However, somehow I have no problem picturing you actually doing that!!! Wow! I miss you!! )

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    very funny

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    I was at a performance of Handel's Messiah some years ago, and for those familiar with the piece you'll know that when the Halleluyah chorus is sung everyone stands up. Right near the end of the chorus the choir has about a two beat pause while it gathers breath for the final wonderful notes, and it was during this pause, with the theatre dead quiet, that a lady in the row in front of me decided to let loose, quite loudly, with her own accompanyment. I can only assume that she was unfamiliar with the piece and thought nobody would notice with all that noise going on. Very hard to keep a straight face for the rest of the performance.

    Laurie
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    too funny.... my mom used to blame the dog... till one day my dad loaded the dog up.. mom asked him where they were going, and he told her the Vet.... he said something had to be wrong with the dog because it was always breaking wind.... mom panicked and she finally admitted it was her, because she was sneaking licorice.. and she didn't think dad would go as far as taking the dog to the vet...LOL.. needless to say... the dog didn't know how close she came....LOL
    “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”
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    Aah, toilet humour - me favourite.

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