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  1. 29th July 09, 05:18 AM #1
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    Talking Oh My! Oh Dear! Loud Music!

    I was sitting in Starbucks yesterday, enjoying a cup of hot coffee,

    when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

    The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

    I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

    Oh, dear!
    I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
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  2. 29th July 09, 05:21 AM #2
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    But hey, men gotta do what men do, right!
  3. 29th July 09, 05:30 AM #3
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    You didn't really ,did you?
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  4. 29th July 09, 06:09 AM #4
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    I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything, or you'd owe me a new laptop.
  5. 29th July 09, 06:13 AM #5
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    That's an interesting... um... er.... talent
  6. 29th July 09, 06:41 AM #6
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    A man after my own heart.

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  7. 29th July 09, 09:17 AM #7
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    You owe both myself and my wife something especialy nice this year for the pain you inflicted with this thread!

    Weasel :ootd:
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    Thumbs up

    A friend sent me that this morning on another site and I almost spilled coffee on my lap top too. I just had to share it with me friends.
    I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
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  9. 29th July 09, 09:26 AM #9
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    thanks for the laugh ,it was one of the first things i read on here today took me a few moments to realize it a was a joke
  10. 29th July 09, 09:47 AM #10
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    That got me laughing this morning; thanks for the "lift"!
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