A ... walks into a ... thread

[Paul]

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman "Whats the quickest way to get to the next city?"
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman
"Driving," says the man
"Thats the quickest way," says the barman.

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

A man is about to walk into a bar, but is stopped by a nun. She condemns his lifestyle and asks him to repent his sinful ways. He says, "Sister, don't knock it until you try it!"

She says, "You've got a point. I'll try a gin, but please bring it in a coffee mug so no one sees me drink."

The man walks inside and asks the barkeep for a gin in a coffee mug. The bartender replies, "Is that nun out there again?"

[Paul]

A man walks into a bar. A dog is sitting in a chair playing poker.
"Is that dog actually playing poker?" asks the man
And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too smart. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."

[JRB]

A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, "Is your bar tender here?"

[McMurdo]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.

[be da veva]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.

He he he

[GDub]

I have a photographic memory which I've never developed.

[kevinkinney]

A sheep walks into a bahr, and it ate him....

[Doftya]

I have a photographic memory which I've never developed.

Now that's one I need to remember.

[Tony Miles]

an Irish man walks out of a bar............ hey, it could happen