Because I don't have an iron at my temporary home, and, to be honest, I'm just plain lazy, I took my black UK to a local dry cleaner today.

The young lady behind the counter took one look at it and went off...."do y'all play bagpipes?" "I just love the sound of bagpipes" "I cry every time I hear 'Amazing Grace' played on bagpipes".

In between all that, I think I squeezed in "No, I don't play, I just like wearing kilts" and got an "Oh. We'll have it by Wednesday."