The world's greatest minds defend beer.

[Downunder Kilt]

I may be drunk but you are ugly. Tomorrow, I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly.
Anon.

I believe it was Winston Churchill, supposedly to Lady Astor

[Bugbear]

From a song I had to play a couple of times a week when I worked in a Country Western dance bar.

There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear -- Hank Williams Jr.

I think in one verse he says he drinks nine beers .

[ohiopiper]

The "Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly" quote is part of a conversation attributed to Winston Churchill.

[Brian K]

The "Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly" quote is part of a conversation attributed to Winston Churchill.

Supposedly a riposte when Lady Astor complained of his drunkenness.

[RockyR]

The "Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly" quote is part of a conversation attributed to Winston Churchill.

A slight tangent, but my favorite quote attributed to Churchill:

Woman [to Churchill]: Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Irish Jack O'Brian]

[Geoff Withnell]

A slight tangent, but my favorite quote attributed to Churchill:

Woman [to Churchill]: Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Or the conversation with a young actress:

Actress: Sir, we should have children together. With your brains and my looks, how wonderful they would be!

Churchill: But Madam, think if it were the reverse!

[ohiopiper]

When beer and alcohol get mentioned, it's hard not to think of someone in particular and that someone for this thread seems to be Winston Churchill.

Lady Astor (who had a re4lationship of mutual distaste with Mr. Churchill) introduced him once with the quip "if all the spirits he's consumed were poured into this room, they wouod come within six inches of the ceiling."

Churchill walked to the podium, scanned up and down the walls and muttered into the microphone "So much to do, so little time".

[EagleJCS]

I'm not so think as you drunk I am. It's just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get!

Anon. (Possibly Foster Brooks)

[Bill aka Mole]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than a frontal lobotomy.

It sounds better when someone is drunk. Cheers!