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7th November 15, 10:58 PM
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Anyone who doesn't wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
Mark Anthony Henderson
Virtus et Victoria - Virtue and Victory
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams
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8th November 15, 12:44 AM
#2
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy .
Mike Montgomery
Clan Montgomery Society , International
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8th November 15, 07:32 AM
#3
 Originally Posted by GrainReaper
nothing moooooves me like a splash of cowlogne on my face, I love the smell of fresh dairy-air!
"Hay", I have no "beef" with you and I don't mean to "milk" it. but this "cud" be the "cattle"yst for the worst cow puns ever "herd".
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th November 15, 07:35 AM
#4
50 Shades of "Hay"....
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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8th November 15, 07:44 AM
#5
Musician to the audience: "We were going to play our seafood medley but we didn't know how to tuna fish."
"Simplify, and add lightness" -- Colin Chapman
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8th November 15, 11:59 AM
#6
Originally Posted by Mikilt
"Hay", I have no "beef" with you and I don't mean to "milk" it. but this "cud" be the "cattle"yst for the worst cow puns ever "herd".
This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...
Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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8th November 15, 12:09 PM
#7
I was on the national sleep foundation website and saw this:
Corduroy pillow trend is creating headlines across America!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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8th November 15, 12:10 PM
#8
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...
Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
Indeed, puns are a medium rarely well done.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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3rd December 15, 02:35 PM
#9
Where can you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant's fingers.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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3rd December 15, 02:58 PM
#10
This one's making the rounds in my Facebook feed:
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "it's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Waka Waka
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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