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 Originally Posted by An t-Ileach
It's encouraging to see that we have really cultured people on this forum: fans of both Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett take things to a higher level.
well, it is due to the kilt...here is why
"Due to increase air circulation and available oxygen to the stereotypical male brain, people wearing kilts tend to be more intelligent, and more able-bodied than their pants-wearing breatheren"
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Originally Posted by Kilted KT
I'd say the Royal Baccardi Rumplemiester is the second most dangerous drink in the universe...like getting hit in the head with a fresh lemon wrapped around a silver brick...very similar reaction, though.
What would be the first? A Zombie?  As a one time bartender I know of several lethal ones. 
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Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
What would be the first? A Zombie? As a one time bartender I know of several lethal ones.
Jamacian Bobsled - Rumplemintz, 151 rum, Keroscene (actually Wild Turkey). You gotta watch out for the hair pin turn at the bottom.
Adam
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Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
What would be the first? A Zombie? As a one time bartender I know of several lethal ones.
the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster...
the details of which can be found here...Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
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Back when I was tending bar we mixed a Zombie as follows:
1/2 shot glass of:
light rum
dark rum
151 rum
tequila
schnapps
whisky
vodka
Sometimes we would get creative, as with this one. Mainly we followed the standerd recipe for a drink.
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Originally Posted by Kilted KT
Cost tally so far: me = $10
everyone else (including boots) = $230 ish
About this time the lights came on, and the bar was closing down. I was approached by a ladie looking for some "action", which I quickly sent away. Not more than a minute or two later, a group of women approached and asked it I would like to go to a lesbian party. Regardless of any thoughts that ran through my mind, I also declined and figured now was a good time to head home, before any other strange requests headed my way.
final tally me $15
everyone else $250ish
so, did you have to pay off the "action" lady or the lesbians $5 to get them to leave?
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Originally Posted by chasem
so, did you have to pay off the "action" lady or the lesbians $5 to get them to leave?
found that extra $5 in the bottom of my sporran. The night only cost $10.
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