In your sock? In my back?
In the back of the last guy who called your kilt a skirt?
The Butler put it with the fancy silver.
By Choice, not by Birth
Inside the refrigerator next to the beer?
[I]When God created men, he made the intelligent ones kilted so women could tell just by looking.[/I]
Is this going to be another unbelievable proctologist story?
"When I wear my Kilt, God looks down with pride and the Devil looks up with envy." --Unknown Proud Chief of Clan Bacon. You know you want some!
Right beside the pile of toenail clippings you trimmed with it?
--dbh When given a choice, most people will choose.
In the peanut butter jar where you left it after your last peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
You pulled a David Letterman and stuck it in the ceiling above your desk?
In the medicine cabinet where kids can't reach it because you last took off your hose getting ready for the bath.
The last place you looked for it?
John
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