I am going to wreck it, I'm sure...so I need help!

**turpin** · 12th November 10, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsheal

Good deal here on 18 oz. tartan:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/f...-tartan-62586/

This cloth is 54 inches wide As Ann said, it might be a tad short for you in terms of full GK functionality. With a 44 waist you'd need about 5 yards for a great kilt. At the price it would still come to ~$235. If you decide, after a while, that it's not for you, you can always have it made into a regular tailored kilt. That's the nice thing about having the cloth. Check out this site for how to don, wear, and care for a great kilt.

**Mike M.** · 18th November 10, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by wildrover

Or, you could bring a gorilla mask. I would do this in a heartbeat.

A gorilla mask and a kilt. THAT would be a sight. The Lost Scottish MacYeti! Isolated in the islands of Scotland, a mysterious race of half-man, half-ape being lived..and still survive....