kilts, wife & harleys

[cavscout]

It was the unlimited sex wasn't it It works for me too I wonder if it will work with the lottery commission

[ozone]

Hey! Slamming a sportster is un-sportsmanlike. Those bikes are great! Especially now that all the new models have rubber engine mounts like their bigger brethren. I once rode on the older model for about 800 miles and it was still comfy and fun. Plus, the sportster is far more nimble than the bigger models...therefore they are more versatile than the big models. Quick tour around the neighborhood..no problem! Longer trip with some saddle bags will work too. Also, the sportster gets much better gas mileage than the twins. And finally: get a sportster 1200, not the 800. And one more thing from my wife: any motorcycle is still a motorcycle; but is it worth giving up kilts? If you really want to wear your wife out, get the cycle and then wear a kilt whilst riding the cycle...of course I think this has bee brought up in other threads :-)

[mcvarmit]

mr. cavscout,
whats sex? i seem to remember the term, just can't quite place were.

once again, thanks for the help, the wifes last words to me after reading all the replies were, am i really like that?

semper fi

slick

[cavscout]

BwaaaaHaaaHaa

Not to go too far with the whole Male vs. Female thing but I saw a study that pin pointed a food that could control a woman's libido....Wedding Cake

[Mr. Kilt]

ladies and gentleman,
all your replies were just great, i let the wife read them, it had the desired effect. i suppose were're all somewhat controlling, some more than others? i still get the bike and we will have aggresive negoiations about the kilts.

knew i could count on this group for a diversity of views.

semper fi

slick

Congrats on working things out with your wife, and welcome to the wonderful world of Sportsters! You'll love the bike, I sure do.

[saecoman99]

see if she will wear that little french maid outfit you see in all the books each time she rides on the back of the bike . or just order up another kilt its cheaper than the bike

[fluter]

... get the cycle and then wear a kilt whilst riding the cycle...of course I think this has bee brought up in other threads :-)

Isn't that why trews were invented?

[ccga3359]

ladies and gentleman,
all your replies were just great, i let the wife read them, it had the desired effect. i suppose were're all somewhat controlling, some more than others? i still get the bike and we will have aggresive negoiations about the kilts.

knew i could count on this group for a diversity of views.

semper fi

slick

Aggresive negotiations about the kilt? I don't think I like the sound of that! It's that sex demand wasn't it? I was just about to send cavscout airfare to negotiate on my behalf for that sex thing but not if my kilts hang & wave in the balance .

[Abax]

If i quite wearing kilts, she would buy me a new Harley Sportster . . .

. . . what would you do?

The answer to your question is simple: How would you come to an amicable solution if there was no exchange of one thing for another?

Abax

[porrick]

My wife has had a look at this thread, and says:
If I had even tried to offer her a sports car to make her stop wearing trousers, she would have kept the trousers and given me the boot!