Absolutely bizarre!

[threebanger]

People. Can't live with them...
Funny story. It's nice to hear a story other than the typical "question" ones!

[ChromeScholar]

I went home and baked bread.

Oh, you meant to the other guy...

[ccga3359]

Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.

[threebanger]

Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.

Yes, a free kilt knowing late fifties/early sixties prune-faced lass...

[Nighthawk]

Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.

Here here!

[kiltedinUSMC]

everytime I read this story it gets funnier and funnier

[rollerboy_1979]

"It's not a kilt, it's a skirt," the man says. "He's probably a homo."

This turkey knew full well it was a kilt. He probably thought you were beyond earshot and didn't hear him. Discretion is the better part of valor, but it would have been fun to turn and confront him with something like "Do you want to get your a** kicked by a homo in a skirt, bucko?". I guarantee the weasel would have immediately eaten his words. He got what he deserved. I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!

[sharpdressedscot]

This turkey knew full well it was a kilt. He probably thought you were beyond earshot and didn't hear him. Discretion is the better part of valor, but it would have been fun to turn and confront him with something like "Do you want to get your a** kicked by a homo in a skirt, bucko?". I guarantee the weasel would have immediately eaten his words. He got what he deserved. I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!

You don't shop when you're hungry, do ya? That may be a reason.

[ChromeScholar]

I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!

It's easy! Don't go to CostCo unless you're close to broke.

[Bob C]

I love the story, but I've got to wonder - if they're geting divorced, why in the world were they shopping together? When I was getting divorced, towns 16 miles apart were too close for my taste.