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6th February 08, 02:29 AM
#1
 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Because my balls made parole....
Ron
OMG LOL!
Oh Ron, that's my new favorite! Thanks for that one.
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6th February 08, 03:05 AM
#2
Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.
"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."
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6th February 08, 07:05 AM
#3
Originally Posted by davim19
Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.
"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."
An would look even worse down below my underwear the way some guys wear pants
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6th February 08, 06:00 PM
#4
Originally Posted by davim19
Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.
"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."
I have gotten the traditional remark and I say its regimental doofus
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6th February 08, 07:29 AM
#5
What's under the kilt? Freedom!
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6th February 08, 08:22 AM
#6
Hey Paul, don't give me the credit. I got the line on this board. I love it too. Thanks to whomever coined it.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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6th February 08, 09:16 PM
#7
Used a time or two by me:
"If you were enough of a woman to ever find out, you'd be too much of a lady to ask."
A word of warning: while the pretty ones laugh, the ones who aren't seem to take a bit of offense ; )
I used it on Monday night at a local club, and the bartender, overhearing, nearly dropped the drink he was mixing as he laughed. My interrogator wasn't quite as amused....
- The Beertigger
"The only one, since 1969."
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6th February 08, 11:12 PM
#8
If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
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8th February 08, 08:51 AM
#9
Lazarus Corrino: If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
I had that happen. A young woman asked me what I was wearing under the kilt. I replied, "I wouldn't dream of asking you what YOU'RE wearing under your slacks." "A thong," she replied, "Now what's under that kilt?" So I told her and she freaked out.
One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:
"What's worn under the kilt?"
"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
Last edited by McFarkus; 8th February 08 at 08:57 AM.
Animo non astutia
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12th February 08, 01:43 PM
#10
Well, This was my fav.
Originally Posted by McFarkus
One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:
"What's worn under the kilt?"
"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.
Imagine an army like that chasing you!
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