Snappy comebacks

**ccga3359** · 5th February 08, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Makeitstop

Then after a moment or two, reach in and pull out some sort of origami creation (preferably a crane) and hand it to them.

A crane? What will you be hoisting?

**Alaskan Kilted Guy** · 5th February 08, 10:32 PM

Pretty good ones guys...I've used several of these in the past. Get some great looks.

**McMurdo** · 5th February 08, 10:32 PM

I recently had this question from a friend it went like this:

Him:
"What's with you and the kilts?"

Me: "It's my heritage and besides I need the room down there,... so
what's with you and the pants?"

He could not stop laughing.

**Riverkilt** · 5th February 08, 10:37 PM

Because my balls made parole....

Ron

**PaulX608** · 6th February 08, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Because my balls made parole....

Ron

OMG LOL!

Oh Ron, that's my new favorite! Thanks for that one.

**davim19** · 6th February 08, 03:05 AM

Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.

"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."

**Tommie** · 6th February 08, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by davim19

Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.

"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."

An would look even worse down below my underwear the way some guys wear pants

**James MacMillan** · 6th February 08, 07:29 AM

What's under the kilt? Freedom!

**Riverkilt** · 6th February 08, 08:22 AM

Hey Paul, don't give me the credit. I got the line on this board. I love it too. Thanks to whomever coined it.

Ron

**sblanck** · 6th February 08, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by davim19

Got asked today if I'm wearing my kilt in the traditional manner.

"Of course I am, it's around my waist as tradition says, would look daft round my shoulders wouldn't it."

I have gotten the traditional remark and I say its regimental doofus