Your worst puns

**MNlad** · 8th March 17, 03:43 PM

This scampi happening again! I could continue, but I'll have to mullet over.

**Tarheel** · 8th March 17, 03:59 PM

If a tree falls in your direction, it could bole you over. Rather than panic, one should quickly leaf.

**MNlad** · 8th March 17, 04:20 PM

Yew have a point there.

**Mikilt** · 19th April 17, 02:49 PM

I am having both of my leg joint replacement surgeries done in Tunisia.

I went to Giza with people my age. I was amid my peers.

**Mikilt** · 19th April 17, 04:04 PM

In the camel milk business, there is a lot of dairy drama.

**Tarheel** · 19th April 17, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

In the camel milk business, there is a lot of dairy drama.

Excellent, cream of the crop this!

**Mikilt** · 19th April 17, 07:52 PM

I didn't know where the Iberian Peninsula was until someone 'spained it to me.

**MNlad** · 27th April 17, 04:25 PM

The local carnival was devastated today when it was learned that a number of its performers were involved in an auto accident. Injured were the Bearded Lady, Lobster Boy, Arnold the Giant, Tiny Tim, and the Amazing Pretzel Man. Authorities are calling it a freak accident.