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19th November 15, 06:39 AM
#71
Death is a grave situation.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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19th November 15, 09:43 AM
#72
 Originally Posted by GrainReaper
Death is a grave situation.
Yes, but they are dying to get there. Over to you, Grain.
JMB
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19th November 15, 04:20 PM
#73
An overpaid fortune teller is a happy medium.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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21st November 15, 11:33 AM
#74
The vegetarian woman said she recognized me, but I had never met herbivore.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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21st November 15, 12:26 PM
#75
There was the pub which was called "The Fiddle" because it was a vile inn.
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22nd November 15, 09:55 AM
#76
As a nod to Mikilt I've taken to replying to threads in limerick style.
Mikilt is the lyrical miracle on x-marks
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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22nd November 15, 10:26 AM
#77
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
As a nod to Mikilt I've taken to replying to threads in limerick style.
Mikilt is the lyrical miracle on x-marks
Who me?
Couldn't be!
I don't think myself a bard
I'm just a nerd
For rhyming words
Putting them together's not hard
I have fun
With little Puns
Wherever them I find
It's no miracle
That poems lyrical
Should happen in my mind
I'd be remiss
If I finished
Without at least one pun lowly
So I'll stay on track
With my record intact
And keep the pun string "wholly"
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd November 15, 02:35 AM
#78
When I was a wee lassie I pulled a cup of scalding hot coffee over me. I spent a few days in hospital where all I ate was haggis, neeps and tatties.
It was the Burns ward.
[CENTER][B][COLOR="#0000CD"]PROUD[/COLOR] [COLOR="#FFD700"]YORKSHIRE[/COLOR] [COLOR="#0000CD"]KILTIE[/COLOR]
[COLOR="#0000CD"]Scottish[/COLOR] clans: Fletcher, McGregor and Forbes
[COLOR="#008000"]Irish[/COLOR] clans: O'Brien, Ryan and many others
[COLOR="#008000"]Irish[/COLOR]/[COLOR="#FF0000"]Welsh[/COLOR] families: Carey[/B][/CENTER]
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23rd November 15, 04:41 PM
#79
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd November 15, 05:30 PM
#80
You should never mention the number 288 in polite company because it's two gross.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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