Kilt Night in Quakertown

**Buddha** · 20th December 04, 09:26 AM

well, as the Lizard says, "I've been royal *** invaded". And that is exactly what we did to the Copperhead Grille. There were 8 of us, and even for such a small group we put a hurtin on the place.

If you are easily offended by things, or are underage, stop reading here. You have been forewarned.

here is a top 10 list of why we will NEVER have a kilt night at the Copperhead Grille:

10. I cant smoke cigars there anymore
9. Kelly played too much with her crotch pocket
8. the "shocker"
7. Kay: "Kelly and I went down..." Kelly: "Testify" Men: "Hallelujia!"
6. Donkey Punches
5. the "Jelly Walrus"
4. dead baby jokes
3. Rocky gets punched in the balloon knot alot
2. A clown and a 6 yr old are walking into the woods...
1. Scottish Mist, Rocky Style

Enjoy, and looking forward to the next area kilt night

**Jeremy** · 20th December 04, 11:08 AM

LOL. I'd forgotten some of that. Thanks!

**RockyR** · 21st December 04, 06:52 AM

Zack... I'll make YOU an Angry Pirate.

**Buddha** · 21st December 04, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by RockyR

Zack... I'll make YOU an Angry Pirate.

ahhh a variation of the Houdini...

gonna try the "flying camel"

**Jeremy** · 22nd December 04, 10:20 AM

I'm still trying to figure out whether I should be proud or ashamed of the fact that I made number 2.

**Buddha** · 22nd December 04, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Jeremy

I'm still trying to figure out whether I should be proud or ashamed of the fact that I made number 2.

were you the clown or the 6 year old...at least you werent like Rocky and made #1 which was #2...

**Magnus Sporrano** · 23rd December 04, 07:57 AM

Wish I could have made it out... shame there was a conflict.

We'll have to try again in the new year.

The Scottish Mist brought a tear to me eye, BTW.

**Graham** · 23rd December 04, 08:42 AM

well that's lowered the tone of this place, but I'm not offended - I'd have to understand it to be offended, glad it wasn't in English!

**Jeremy** · 26th December 04, 11:14 AM

Sorry, graham, we were trying not to offend anyone. Due to the lack of any other entertainment- didn't they say that there would be music?- we ended up entertaining ourselves. This turned into several hours of off-colour jokes. Good time was had by all, but very little that needs to be repeated in mixed company verbatim.

**Buddha** · 30th December 04, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Due to the lack of any other entertainment- didn't they say that there would be music?-

when I called the girl said there would be music...but apparently, that was not the case. it has been decreed that there shall never be another kilt night at the Copperhead Grille, UNLESS they give us free food and beer and drink...and I can smoke as many cigars as I want...

since that will never happen, I'll have to find another place to have one