So I was talking with my Da this morning, and he says to me "I heard on the radio that someone in a kilt got charged with exposure this weekend, probably at the march you were talking about. A gust of wind came and pulled the kilt up, and someone got offended and pressed charges."

So this gets me wondering: What sort of defense could one have against this? (More focused on legal rather than precaution. It's one of the reasons why I wear my heavy 8 yard kilt if I know its going to be windy.) Also: should someone expose a kilt wearer against his wishes, who do you think is at fault?

I'm really growing tired of America and its NeoCons...

(I put this in the media section because it was discussed on the radio, but if you think it should be moved to general, feel free.)