A REALLY Intrusive Question at Work Today

**Riverkilt** · 23rd June 05, 01:53 PM

I wear kilts to work a lot. Its no big deal. For some reason today it was again.

A young male therapist started in with, "I should have a mirror taped to my shoe so I could check what you have under your kilt." I responded by spreading my legs to make it easier for him to stick his unmirrored shoe under my kilt.

Then I asked him why he didn't do the same thing to the skirted lesbian therapist or the skirted lady manager? He babbled...then the skirted lesbian came by and I told her I had an ethical question.

If a person came up to her and said they should tape a mirror to their shoe to be able to look up her skirt would it matter what sex that person was in determining her decision to report them for sexual harrassment? ;)

Now the guy's face is flushed...but instead of answering my question she pauses and says, "Is it easier for you to go to the bathroom in a kilt?"

Then she says its easier for her to go to the bathroom in a skirt and that she wondered if it held for guys in a kilt.

Never did get an answer to the first question....

I just told her yes, it was easier kilted, especially when hiking.

But dang...its the first time anyone ever asked me if it was easier to go to the bathroom kilted.....!! :o

Ron

**TheFly** · 23rd June 05, 02:25 PM

You know, I would have grabbed him by the ear and marched him down to HR.

Seriously, one of these days, we need to see the acceptance of male to male sexual harassment charges.

I would hae gotten right up to the point of filling out the forms and then given him a wicked smile and told him to scram. :P

**Alan H** · 23rd June 05, 02:41 PM

You know, I've hesitated about bringing up the bathroom question.

When standing, no problem.
When sitting, all those damned pleats get everywhere.

**Riverkilt** · 23rd June 05, 02:45 PM

Well, I did think about telling her there were long discussions about how to go to the bathroom while kilted on the kilt boards...think there was one here - if not it was over on the UK board...then decided she didn't really "care" that she was just messing with my mind and showing off for the onlooking coworkers...

**Colin** · 23rd June 05, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

I wear kilts to work a lot. Its no big deal. For some reason today it was again.

A young male therapist started in with, "I should have a mirror taped to my shoe so I could check what you have under your kilt." I responded by spreading my legs to make it easier for him to stick his unmirrored shoe under my kilt.

Then I asked him why he didn't do the same thing to the skirted lesbian therapist or the skirted lady manager? He babbled...then the skirted lesbian came by and I told her I had an ethical question.

If a person came up to her and said they should tape a mirror to their shoe to be able to look up her skirt would it matter what sex that person was in determining her decision to report them for sexual harrassment? ;)

Now the guy's face is flushed...but instead of answering my question she pauses and says, "Is it easier for you to go to the bathroom in a kilt?"

Then she says its easier for her to go to the bathroom in a skirt and that she wondered if it held for guys in a kilt.

Never did get an answer to the first question....

I just told her yes, it was easier kilted, especially when hiking.

But dang...its the first time anyone ever asked me if it was easier to go to the bathroom kilted.....!! :o

Ron

If it was me and I didn't like my job, I would have been tempted to just piss on her shoes in answer to her question

**Graham** · 23rd June 05, 04:03 PM

Ron, that was an excellent response to the male idiot, but it seems the female twit wasn't ready to face real issues.

**cavscout** · 23rd June 05, 04:19 PM

Well, we know she isn't a rocket scientist.

How difficult could it be to figure out that it's easier to just lift the front and fire at will rather than have to dig the little general out of your shorts and dangle him out between the Jaws of Death zipper.

**Geoduck** · 23rd June 05, 04:26 PM

I'm just trying to get my mind around the fact that this guy is a therapist. Shouldn't he have some tact? or at least the good sense God gave an elephant? I'm glad that I'm not having to come to that guy with my problems.