Where's your Cilt

[Derek]

I've been in my jeans doing all the bin bags etc the last half hour. The wife phoned and asked me to meet her at Sainsburys to help bring some shopping home as she bought more than she thought and it was all heavy. I kept my jeans on and went down on the bus. As we got up to get off the bus on our return home there was a lady (in her 70's) that I know and she see's me in my kilt very often as she lives nearby. She smiled at us both and then asked me quite out loud for all to hear in the nearby seats 'Wheres your Cilt!' I quickly told her I had been doing some messy jobs and then had to get out quickly to meet the wife at Sainsbury's. Then she told me quite forcefully
'You should have put it on as going to Sainsburys is not a messy job'. I told her I would be putting my Cilt on very shortly once I got home, then we helped her off the bus, said goodbye and we went our seperate ways.
Derek

[Graham]

Derek, I think Hamish would agree with the lady, one must always look one's best!

I like to use an old cilt for dirty work. Today I was digging a ditch in an old cilt, not saying you should do the same...just a thought.