I was knocking about on the web when I saw this one, call me easily amused but it had me chuckling to myself for a few minutes.....enjoy!



Murphy's Fight

The constable pinched Murphy again for fighting with his neighbour. He was very concerned.

"Murphy lad, this is the 10th time I've pinched you for fighting." He said, "What got you to brawling with your neighbour this time?"

"Me wife went to the doctor for a pregnancy test." Says Murphy.

"How in the devil did that get it started?" Asked the constable.

"The doctor told her to bring in a specimin. She has no idea what a specimen is, and she was too embarrassed to ask him." Murphy continued, "So when I come home from work, she asks me what a specimin is. Well, I have no idea. I've never owned a specimin in me life.

'Why don't you go down the road and ask your friend Muldoon. He's been to college. Maybe he knows what a specimin is.' She says.

So I go down the road and knock on Muldoon's door. 'Muldoon, me man.' I said, 'I've got a wee bit of a problem. Can you be helpin' us out? Me wife went to the doctor and he told her to bring in a specimin. We have no idea what a specimin is. What in the devil is it?'

'Piss in a bottle.' Says Muldoon.

I told him, 'GO **** IN YOUR HAT!!!' And It Was On!"