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    Talking Thanksgiving day humour.

    THE PREGNANT TURKEY


    One Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's house for the traditional
    feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, Mom decided to play a trick.
    She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

    When my sister left, Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
    stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
    re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
    and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

    When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the
    little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, our Mother
    exclaimed,"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

    At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

    It took the family nearly two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
    eggs!

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    LOL!!!! Thats something my Mom would do! Laughter and humor are the greatest,yet often most overlooked things in the universe.

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    That's sick humour at it's best. I love it.

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    I remember back to when I was working in northern California, fighting forest fires, we were stuck in our camp over both thanksgiving and christmas, our camp cook was new to cooking, but decided to have a go at a turkey. When we sat down for dinner someone asked about giblet gravy, the cook said he did not know what giblets were. I said, "You know the liver and stuff in the little bag in side the bird, you take them out before stuffing it." He just looked at me and said "What little bag?" He was not kidding, he cooked the turkey with that little bag still inside. No harm, the bird still tasted good.

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    Al,

    Your Mom sounds like she has a great sense of umor, my type of woman.

    Cormacmacguardhe,

    That tale sounds like what happened to me when I was in college, we decided to call it no foul goof.
    Glen McGuire

    A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.

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    Teehee, Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttt!!!! That was actually kinda funny... ;-)
    -J

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    ROFL that was great!

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    ROTFLMAO

    I'll have to remember that next Thanksgiving and pull it on my Mom. She's the gullible one in our family and ALWAYS believes anything I tell her.

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    Well, I have to confess a bit here. This didn't happen to me, it was something I found on another website. I just thought it was hilarious and decided to share it here.

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    Al, you did not have to fess up, we all had a good laugh anyway. BTW, what is the new avatar? Looks like you developed your own coat of arms?
    The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long

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