Stupid reasons to be kilted

**AckZel** · 11th January 06, 04:50 PM

Ok! New idiotic thread! Try to come up with the must stupid reasons to wear a kilt! I know, it's 2 am here allready and i have an early wake up but... I'll start the stupidity!

1. You can conveniently take a leak when hanging from a tree
2. You can only wash your socks after walking in the deep mud

**Niblox** · 11th January 06, 05:11 PM

.... you can imitate Marilyn Monroe in "The Seven Year Itch" when you walk over those hot air gratings

.... you can really be an exhibitionist if you go to discos with mirrored dance floors

.... sex is a matter of instant access!

**GMan** · 11th January 06, 07:34 PM

You can jump off a tall building and not worry about not having a parachute.

Only dedicated professionals should try this.

**Southern Breeze** · 11th January 06, 07:36 PM

You can wear tights in public.

**GlassMan** · 11th January 06, 08:34 PM

You enjoy the feeling of a sporran slapping against your crotch while running!

**Rob Wright** · 11th January 06, 08:38 PM

You don't want to scare away the neighbor's sheep by pulling down a zipper O_O

Rob

**motorman4life** · 11th January 06, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

You enjoy the feeling of a sporran slapping against your crotch while running!

Is that a stupid reason?

**furrycelt** · 11th January 06, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

You enjoy the feeling of a sporran slapping against your crotch while running!

"enjoy" is not exactly the word I think of when that happens to me, especially if the sporran is weighted with wallet, keys, cell phone, pocket knife, etc. [ouch]

-ian