Scottish wedding

[Mr. Kilt]

Two Scottish lads are chatting in the pub about the one bloke's wedding
which is just around the corner.

The one bloke says to the other, "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt
for my wedding."

The other bloke says, "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?"

"Oh she'll be dressed in white."

[Macman]

Ooooohhhh, Al! That's good!

[GMan]

Groooooooooaaaaaaaaaan!

[starbkjrus]

Groooooooooaaaaaaaaaan!

Unh-hunnnnnnnnnn

[GlassMan]

I'm going to have to share that one! :razz:

[Big Paul]

Good one!!!

[Sherry]

Wicked.

[Alan H]

YES..YES!!!!!!

<i>cracking up

[mick.the.swede]

That one was really good :-)

here is one that i find really funny and i hope you folk share my sick sence of humor....

There was this octopyssy and his owner sitting in the local bar one night,the owner told the surrounding people that his octopyssy could play any instrument in the world.

Every night people started to bring new instruments to test the owner but no matter what they gave the squid he played it like he was a master on it...

One day a scotsman walked in whit full highlanddress and his bagpipe.

He turned his bagpipe over to the squid and asked him to play it...

The squid was all over the instrument whit all of his arms but there was not one singel tone comming from it,amazed stod the crowd and watched the squid that really was wild now and pocking and fingering and sucking on the instrument but yet not a tone.

Have about you start to play soon said one man at the barcounter,PLAY said the squid!!

I am not gonna play this,as soon i figure out to undress it i am gonna f**k her brains out.....

8)